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rufiozuko:

Dave Talkin To Jade…

(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)

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hikarina:

aqueousescapist:

ferrrox:

megaparsecs:

dontcrosscross:

iagoinaducksuit:

temporarilyobsessive:

nurfherder:

thescentofbooks:

Karen is made of spinach, frowns, and partnership. With a dash of the 70s.

Liann is made of deodorant, smiles, and genius. With a dash of the 90s

 Mari is made of Comedy, hungry, and genius. With a dash of AMERICA

Ari is made of New Age, silver, and automobiles. With a dash of gambling.

Odessa is made of pancakes, sugar, and partnership. With a dash of Pixar.

Meagan is made of books, coffee, and rivalry. With a dash of the North.

WELP. 

ferrrox is made of pencils, iron, and sunlight. With a dash of flamethrowers.

Didn’t know whether to use my name or url so I did both.

aqueousEscapist is made of sleepy, lipstick, and mistrusting. With a dash of gambling.

angelina is made of chocolate, cookies, and dullness. With a dash of Mother Russia.

Hope is made with fire, wine, and lies. And a dash of Billy Joel.

What, the crap. Wha… Is that possible?

Derek is made of Trance, Metal, and lies. With a dash of Batman.

(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)

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roxylaughingalonewithmartinis:

shattersheep:

sassy-gay-equius:

naomilkshakes:

gamzees-tits:

cuttlefeferi:

miniskirt-postwoman:

shipcakes:

minestuck:

j0w33-z33:

aktionscience:

applethanblank:

sn0wmarelaughingalonewithbirdmen:

turntechgoku:

vantaspizazz:

cuddlehungryprincess:

hussies-prostate:

caitikoi:

guilmongivesreallygoodbread:

Red.
Stylus!
DOGGIE LUSUS

Blue blood.
Walkman.
DOGFATHER.

limeblood, ipodkind, dogmommy

limeblood, forkkind, kittymom

Blue blood. Ampkind? Geckomom. 

mUTaNt REd blood, basskind (actually one of my fancharacter’s strife specibi haha), beemom c:

Cerulean blood, bag/candykind, lizardmom/dad?

Jade green blood, bowlkind, dogmom.

Blue Blood, Knifekind, Falcondad

I am a neon blue blood ehehehe
DSikind!
Dogmom
Y tho

PINK BLOOD AW YEAH IM THE GODDANG HEIR TO DA THRONE
TABKID???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? yes good
DOGDAD
WOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY AWESOME

Pale blue
Phonekind
Catdad.

Vriska Blue blood aww yee
Electrical outlet specibus (I don’t want to talk about it it hurt a lot)
My cat Melvin is my lusus fml omg

Vriska blue blood. YEESSSS
Needlekind. Niceeeee
My dog so… POKWANGMOM!

red
redplasticcupkind
i have some random stranger’s pomeranian as my lusus

Green
Pizza kind
Bulldog Lusus.
HELL FREAKING YES.

Kanaya-ish green
Scissorkind
Dog lusus

I’m a blue-blooded troll. I was raised by a pissy bitch cat that hates me. I bludgeon things to death with the side of my head on a regular basis.


Jade green blood. Martinikind And a hedgehog was the last animal I touched.
Mutant redblood, Katana kind(Cheap POS), Ninja catmom

roxylaughingalonewithmartinis:

shattersheep:

sassy-gay-equius:

naomilkshakes:

gamzees-tits:

cuttlefeferi:

miniskirt-postwoman:

shipcakes:

minestuck:

j0w33-z33:

aktionscience:

applethanblank:

sn0wmarelaughingalonewithbirdmen:

turntechgoku:

vantaspizazz:

cuddlehungryprincess:

hussies-prostate:

caitikoi:

guilmongivesreallygoodbread:

Red.

Stylus!

DOGGIE LUSUS

Blue blood.

Walkman.

DOGFATHER.

limeblood, ipodkind, dogmommy

limeblood, forkkind, kittymom

Blue blood. Ampkind? Geckomom. 

mUTaNt REd blood, basskind (actually one of my fancharacter’s strife specibi haha), beemom c:

Cerulean blood, bag/candykind, lizardmom/dad?

Jade green blood, bowlkind, dogmom.

Blue Blood, Knifekind, Falcondad

I am a neon blue blood ehehehe

DSikind!

Dogmom

Y tho

PINK BLOOD AW YEAH IM THE GODDANG HEIR TO DA THRONE

TABKID???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? yes good

DOGDAD

WOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY AWESOME

Pale blue

Phonekind

Catdad.

Vriska Blue blood aww yee

Electrical outlet specibus (I don’t want to talk about it it hurt a lot)

My cat Melvin is my lusus fml omg

Vriska blue blood. YEESSSS

Needlekind. Niceeeee

My dog so… POKWANGMOM!

red

redplasticcupkind

i have some random stranger’s pomeranian as my lusus

Green

Pizza kind

Bulldog Lusus.

HELL FREAKING YES.

Kanaya-ish green

Scissorkind

Dog lusus

I’m a blue-blooded troll. I was raised by a pissy bitch cat that hates me. I bludgeon things to death with the side of my head on a regular basis.

Jade green blood. Martinikind And a hedgehog was the last animal I touched.

Mutant redblood, Katana kind(Cheap POS), Ninja catmom

(Source: pettifoggingprats)

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catrente:

Lia’s 1.5 Homestuck Giveaway

Wow okay, gonna make this short because I really want to take fucking nap—I am not meant to work 6 am shifts. Anyway, I was putting together late, late christmas gifts and had some extra prints for some reason??????? So give those shits away and so rules or w/e:

  • reblog as much as you want idgaf
  • likes count idgaf
  • your ask must be open!!!!!! (this I give a fuck about)
  • don’t have to be following me ‘cause just wow idgaf
  • giveaway ends in a few hours, idk when exactly, just after I nap and eat some fuckin’ tacos aw hell yeah
  • winners gets prints + a drawing of your god tier or troll self—can’t ask for me to draw your shitty homestuck OC instead, deal.
  • okay I think that’s it good luck

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wariofan63:

lepreshg reblogged your post: Homestuck minus Dave

Silly Wariofan
One does not simply “homestuck” without Dave

You’re right! I’ll fix my mistake by adding in more Dave!

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mallius:

you want the John that remembers you, but you’re no longer sure he exists

mallius:

you want the John that remembers you, but you’re no longer sure he exists

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puriinsu:

sakuracila:


Sources: {x} {x} {x} {x} {x}

SICKOSSSSSS
Not really these are beautiful but
my ship
my ship

Almost tagged this as YOLO oops

puriinsu:

sakuracila:

Sources: {x} {x} {x} {x} {x}

SICKOSSSSSS

Not really these are beautiful but

my ship

my ship

Almost tagged this as YOLO oops

(Source: sea-dwellers)

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raccoonsex-dungeon:

Why I Ship John x Vriska?

Now, I’m not usually a hardcore shipper when it comes to any work with a fandom, but honestly, this has to be one of my favorite pairings ever.

Because, all things considered, I feel like it works spectacularly well.

Panel 1:
I find the dynamic between the two of them—not just here, but in multiple moments—to just be really adorable. Perhaps I’m overestimating her enthusiasm, but I love how just a simple compliment like that from John can make her that happy.

Panels 2, 3 & 4:
I love these moments where Vriska’s typing quirk is played around with.  I find it hilarious how embarrassed she gets when John notices she accidentally messed it up.  You can practically hear her thinking “Sh8t, sh8t, sh8t, there’s no w8y h8’ll t8ke me s8riously now!!!!!!!!”

And in the next two panels, when John decides to play along with her quirk, again, I think it’s adorable how much pleasure Vriska gets out of that.

Panel 5:
I suppose this would be the most obvious piece of evidence, yeah?  Not much needs to be said about this.  Really, all I have to add on is that I think it’s just too cute how easily-flustered Vriska is with John; you can tell she feels kinda awkward and not 100% confident throughout the (one-sided) conversation.  Perhaps that’s only appealing for me because it’s always the same way for me when I have feelings for someone, I can really relate to that kind of awkwardness.  Nevertheless, it’s something.

Panel 6:
Not really much to this one, but the first time I read this part, I was actually rather sideswiped by Vriska calling him “hot”.  Perhaps it’s a rather minor thing, but this was one of the major moments for me that set off the start of how I feel about these two now.

Panel 7:
As if just her words alone weren’t more than enough, her ‘8”s running rampant through said words—which is a thing she does when flustered—are a dead giveaway that she’s really rather uncomfortable with the prospect of how John has to go about reviving Rose.  Directly after this is where she asks him out on a future d8.  There’s really nothing more that can be done to show that she really has grown very, very fond of John.

Aside from all the comedic moments as well, he seems to be the only one she’s able to really open her true feelings to about her regret for killing Tavros, about her Spidermom issues, and other such things.  I just feel a very deep emotional connection between the two of them.

And I suppose, on a subconscious level, a very big part of this all is also because I see a lot of myself in John; I’ve always been the dorky nice guy—at least, I think so, hah.  And for some weird reason, it tends to be the case that I find myself attracted to somewhat emotionally-messed-up girls, usually with parental issues.  I don’t get it either.  But if that’s not Vriska, I dunno what is.

So yeah.  There’s my pointless essay on the subject.  Chalk it up to boredom and inspiration from a conversation with a friend.  XP

(Source: iamtonysexual)

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